So, the American League West needs another team to even things out. The following is a list of expansion teams that I think should be created.
The Idaho Russet Venereal Diseases
The Las Vegas, NV Burnswhenyoupee
The L.A., CA Crackwhores
The El Paso, TX Fence Jumpers
The Amarillo, TX Boredom
The Salt Lake City, UT Jews (think about it!)
The Reno, NV Half-Buried Corpses
The Helena, MT Incredible Boredom
The Branson, MO “Dead” Celebrities
The Phoenix, AR It's a Dry Heat
The Eugene, OR Impregnable Secret Forest Stronghold
The New Mexican Old Dirty Mexicans
The Arizona Desolate
The Juneau, AK Nothing Clever
The Nevada Genderless Dancing Girls
The Preston, ID DYNAMITE’S!!
The Culiacán, Mexico ¿Por Qué Tenemos Nosotros Un Equipo Deportivo?
The Yellowknife, Canada I Can’t Feel My Penis
The Irvine, CA Preppy-ass Bitches
If you have any ideas for other team names feel free to leave a comment; even though I know Matthew doesn't need an invitation, ass clown.
4 Comments:
At 12:37 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dumb.
At 1:23 PM,
David Precht said…
You're just cranky, and bored with pregnant Mexican ladies. They're ripe and their ankles hurt like hell.
At 8:09 AM,
Anonymous said…
I'll have you destroyed with dirty, filthy lies.
At 11:46 AM,
David Precht said…
And they're hungry! Woo boy are they hungry. They have these cravings for sopa peya drenched in ranch dressing. Does that sound gross? Well, it is. And you'll have to feed it to them because they're too incontinent to do it for themselves. SERVICE THEM!
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