Vote for Carl Weathers for the Illinois Senate

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That's right. Follow the trend made popular by Jessie Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger. "Actors for governmental office!" Heck, let's shorten the search a bit more. "Actors from the movie 'Predator' for governmental office!" That has such a nice ring to it.

So, vote for Carl Weathers! Say it with me, "Remember that black guy from 'Predator'? He should be in the Senate." or "Maj. George Dillon for Senate." Woo!

Look at the success rates. Jessie Ventura was voted in as governor of Minnesota; to which he was surprisingly successful. Then, Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected governor, "the Governator", of California; where he has made a mockery of the state and himself. Weathers can't lose. In fact, we need him in the Senate...for balance. Ventura did well, Schwarzenegger did pourly, Weathers will do all right. He'll be right in the middle. He's scrappy. I mean the man was in "Little Nicky" and "Happy Gilmore". That doesn't thrill and tickle you the right way? All right, does Sgt. Adam Beaudreaux from a little TV series called 'Street Justice' cause you to tremble!? Don't remember that one, huh. He was in it with Marcus Chong (Miguel Mendez) who played Tank in "The Matrix". Damn. Well then, does the name Apollo Creed ring any bells? Hell yeah that was him. He will totally kick you ass in the throat if you don't vote for him. Just like in Rocky's I through IV.

Hell yes. Own it.

If not Carl Weathers than Chuck Norris. I mean, come on, we need more ass kickery in the Senate.