Be advised, this is probably really mean.

Remember that SNL skit with Pat, the ambiguously genderless person? Well, although she may not look like the Pat we all remember, there’s a person who sits in the cube directly next to mine. She has a near mullet, is wearing jeans and a T-shirt, walks like a dude, has a deep voice with a Southern drawl, etc. Could it be possible that Pat was based on this…individual who sits directly behind me at the AHA? I sure hope so. I would feel more comfortable as she ogles me as I walk out of my cube.