I mean, have you smelled Donkey Kong's loin cloth lately?

Yes

I have decided to create and distribute signs for the presidential election. Why? Well, I just don't think that King Kong has received enough press as a candidate. I mean, if you don't have the press reporting on you and what you're "about" then you're politics will never be heard. And King Kong's politics are very important to you, the voting public. King Kong is for the death penalty, by him. Before you make any judgments, I would like to point out that this is one giant ape. He needs sustenance. Lots of sustenance. As well, King Kong abhors the disgusting treatment of prisoners in many of the United States' military prisons. He knows that if he were locked up in a cage, again, and mistreated by guards and men poking him with tazer rods then he wouldn't be happy at all. All he asks is that they're treated fairly, and given their fair share of poorly behaved prisoners to eat on a daily basis. Again, he's a big ape. In fact, he can understand why families of those in those prisons are reacting the way they are. Kong's own cousin, Donkey Kong, has been known to throw barrels at guards when his family has been put under locked door. King Kong is also pro, what he calls, environmental restructuring. If we are able to reevaluate the state of our resources and manufacturing practices we could establish specialized environmental strictures for each company; thus, conserving resources and allowing the Earth to "right itself". Lastly, King Kong is all about reasonably sized, blonde women. He gets hungry.

So, vote for King Kong for a brighter tomorrow! Full of giant, hungry apes.