Ghost Precht

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Walter Young: Beast-Man



This is Walter Young. He weighs around 280, mlb.com suggests that he's 320, and is the current first baseman for the Orioles. I point this out because he is a massive human being. Also, he hit his first career home run last night, and it was measured at around 426 feet. That...that's very, very far. He is a massive human being who will probably crush and eat several babies.

4 Comments:

  • At 12:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Most likely, he is a robot

     
  • At 12:43 PM, Blogger David Precht said…

    ...or the fighter of bears

     
  • At 6:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm a full supporter of Robo-American rights. I say let him start at first for the Orioles.

     
  • At 7:44 AM, Blogger David Precht said…

    I got a 'hurumph' out of that guy.

     

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