Walter Young: Beast-Man
This is Walter Young. He weighs around 280, mlb.com suggests that he's 320, and is the current first baseman for the Orioles. I point this out because he is a massive human being. Also, he hit his first career home run last night, and it was measured at around 426 feet. That...that's very, very far. He is a massive human being who will probably crush and eat several babies.
4 Comments:
At 12:37 PM, Anonymous said…
Most likely, he is a robot
At 12:43 PM, David Precht said…
...or the fighter of bears
At 6:21 PM, Anonymous said…
I'm a full supporter of Robo-American rights. I say let him start at first for the Orioles.
At 7:44 AM, David Precht said…
I got a 'hurumph' out of that guy.
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