Someone here was telling me that President Bush won the election because he was the underdog, and Americans always root for the underdog. Now, I always thought that he won because he pandered to conservative, 'right-sided' Christians, and Americans root for the underdog in movies and in sports, with the exception of the Wankees. But that's just what I thought. I was way off! Ha, ha.

This has been a public service announcement for the president