The quote for today took place right here in the office, and is care of the child in the cube behind me.

"Mom, I'm moving," and then quitely uttering, "woooh."

By the way, I don't think it's good that I just saw another child walking down the hall with a squirtgun. No, that's bad, and I'm sure to be hearing someone screaming in a moment...yep, there it is.
This is an office and not the set of some NBC sitcom, I swear.