I had no idea that I could dislike slime mold beetles as much as I do.

Can you say 'ouch.'

"Scientists have ensured that President Bush, Vice President Cheney and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld will be oozing through history for centuries to come. Entomologists Quentin Wheeler and Kelly Miller have named three new species of slime-mold beetles after Dubya, Dick and Rummy. The scientists claim it's a compliment ..."