My gleaning from this weekend

If you think I’m mean perhaps I should introduce you to whom I speak

If a girl who likes you but that you don't like at all calls and says, "I really want to watch a

movie," and you respond by saying, "Then go do that," this means that she is going to end up at your front door, will knock over a glass of water onto the floor next to your box of DVDs that you were nice enough to get for her and will attempt to make out with you on the couch. She will then tell you that she "really thought you were cute the first time she met you," and you will not care at all because you're too wrapped up in the movie. After which, she will never leave, even after telling her that you need to go to bed, the apartment and will decidingly follow you into your bedroom.

In summation, country music singer girls need to get the hint, even after you hit her with it

repeatedly like using a toothbrush to crack a nut, that when someone tells you that you're a "psycho for wanting to shoot everyone" and that you are, and I quote, "stupid" then the dude is not interested, at all; not even a little bit.

With all this said, I hope I never see or hear from this bitch ever again, and I’m saying ‘bitch’

in the meanest way possible; because, and you should have guessed this while reading this post, I absolutely detest this bitch. Damn, I want her to just go the hell away.