How is it that I’m told I am “extremely organized”? Does that sound right to anyone? Most of my life people were telling me tales of how unorganized I am, and now I’m encouraged and boasted as “efficient” and a “neat freak.” Something fundamentally wrong with that; because of this, I have asked to be hired at $50 an hour to help people reorganize their desks. It won’t happen, but it was worth the laugh at my own expense. Organized. HA! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to catalogue and box magazines in a timely and orderly fashion. TAKE THAT!