"Stop that!" yelled a voice from a speaker hidden in the bushes...

Breaking news that everyone has been speculating for years now, the New York Times has a story about how the President "secretly authorized the National Security Agency to eavesdrop on Americans and others inside the United States to search for evidence of terrorist activity without the court-approved warrants ordinarily required for domestic spying". Pretty great, huh. that's not it either, "The agency, they said, still seeks warrants to monitor entirely domestic communications." Awesome! Will they be installing giant television screens with ominous and shadowy figures displayed throughout major cities next? Sounds fake? Yeah...it's not.