Science News!

1. "Importance of whale death"?

2. The legally purchased babies were released or "Punctuation is Key".

3. After cursing the rat several times, scientists sat down simultaneously on whoopee cushions to the rat's delight. Stupid, rat.

4. Caulkicephalus trimicrodon translates, loosely, to "look at them there teef."

5. From the "No Crap" Department of the astronomy. "People in Iran look at the stars? Please, next you'll be tell me that Africans can drive cars. Whatever!"