Science News!

1. Chinese Panda version of HBO's popular series Real Sex to follow.

2. CEO Mark Homnick's speech started thusly, "M-A-R-S, Mars bitches." Red rocks!

3. Hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes...all natural disasters are the same in the eyes of those who predict hypothetical death counts.

4. Environmentalists are conflicted as to how to feel about "asshole ants."

5. A real genius has done a study that proves that people lie about washing their hands after using the bathroom? A genius!

6. What is this "lesson" you speak of?

7. Lady penguins dig danger, baby.

8. Don't waste your time working out to reduce your man-rack, just have a male-breast reduction.