A Message to the Whole Lot of You

Tomorrow has been cut in half so we can all run home to prepare for the hurricane's onslaught. Despite Arlington/Dallas lying hundreds of miles (306.3) from where the hurricane is to hit we're still expecting a lot of rain, high winds and Biblical deathenings like you wouldn't believe. Four Horsemen and locusts? You bet! Should provide for some interesting stories and pictures. I'll keep you posted with the media's terrified broadcasts and my friends' nervous chattering. Especially of hovering cows.