Yesterday's Page 2 article raised some poignant issues regarding the calling of baseball games and sponsors strangle hold on the game.
Also, some penis jokes:

"Baltimore Orioles first basemen Rafael Palmeiro has been suspended for 10 games by Major League Baseball after testing positive for steroids. He was also a spokesperson for Viagra. So he's on steroids and Viagra. You know what that means? He doesn't need a bat anymore."
-- Jay Leno

WEE!