Pick the best line (or submit your own)

1. The President demonstrating how Iraqis hid weapons of mass destruction
2. If I put my hand up here, that's how Dick Chaney stays in charge
3. Hey, let's see how far I can throw this thing
4. Who wants candy?
5. If Barney craps on me can I bomb him?

Also, he's going to take a 5 week vacation. 5 weeks. Yes, that's the longest vacation taken by a president for over 36 years. Hooray for meaningless records of sloth!