Recently, I have become more and more obsessed with the various types of widgets that Apple Users and the company itself have been creating. They now house, primarily on the apple.com website, a wide variety of widgets to do all kinds of tasks. If you would like to check the baseball scores, they have a widget that scrolls all the scores in real time. Need some advice? Ask Dave, and he shall deliver unto you the answer of correctitude. Where is the sun shining most predominantly? Check out Sunlight Earth for a full view on the globe, and where the sun shines the most. From the mundane to the absolutely necessary, they have created widgets for just about everything. Now, if only they could create one to travel back in time. ...Yes, that is the punch line. I'm out back awaiting your jeers and boos. Thrown bottles are welcomed!

For all non-Apple users, I offer laughter from me to you. That's because I mock you so.